*winging it*

mcshortandnerdy:

Somebody who speaks Dutch PLEASE tell us what crime this sweet bastard committed

eleanors-rigby:

Dutch police arrested a bird for its involvement in a store robbery and they put the bird in a cell with bread and water and when the news reported the story, they put a black bar over the bird’s eyes to protect its identity and I promise I’m not making this shit up:

@mcshortandnerdy​ it’s owner got arrested for shoplifting while he had the bird on his shoulder, the police couldn’t just leave the bird but they didn’t have a bird cage at the station so they ended up putting the bird in a cel and gave him bread and water lol